Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Post-Horror Movie Viewing

Why is it that every time I watch horror movies I suddenly over think every little thing? Well obviously it's because of the fact that I've just finished watching people being haunted by poltergeists that could suddenly show up behind your back. (Usually when you're in front of the mirror. Can't be vain.) And the possibility that it could happen to me is just too frightening to accept, which is why every after watching these horror movies I:

1. Ask someone to go to the bathroom with me.
2. Sleep with my parents/brother.
3. If I have to sleep alone, the lights will without a doubt be left on.
4. Run down the stairs or up the stairs.
5. Turn on every light in the hallway/kitchen/living room.
6. Sleep with a flashlight next to me.
7. Turn my back every five seconds or so.

I guess it's the feeling that a ghost won't materialize next to me if I do these "precautions". I really don't know what I'd do if a ghost shows itself to me, though. Please don't, ghosts! 

But I'd probably just drop dead or something. By the way, Happy Halloween!

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